a_human
The kind of music that makes you say, "FUCK, I have not spat on a cross today!" And then you go spit on the nearest cross. It bubbles and melts because Crossspitter has changed you forever, and you are now a God-cursed acid-drooling abomination--which, you know, is still better than being a Christian, so you turn up the music, crack open a beer, and enjoy the sense of emotional fulfillment that comes of regular crossspitting.
Favorite track: THE BLOODY WORK.
dicemadeofteeth
saw you guys shred in lake worth, FL at propaganda venue. with caveman cult, and artificial brain. hatred for all fake Christians and their racists views. WE ARE YOUR FUCKING ENEMY! 🪦🔪⛪️🔪🪦
Skvm Cadaverous
absolutely brutal. got the chance to see them in support of ASM and Demilich and they absolutely matched the energy of both of those death metal titans. very excited to see what this band does next. Dry and Grinding Mouth is disgusting and I just want more and more.
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DEMO 7" LATHE
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FUCKING HELL!!! THIS IS THE 'DRY & GRINDING MOUTH' DEMO ON A 45rpm LATHE. ONE TIME PRINTING LIMITED TO 50 COPIES AND ENTOMBED IN AN UGLY HAND SEWN LEATHER JACKET WITH INSERTS! THIS LATHE SOUNDS LIKE HELL!!! NOT LIKE A FANCYPANTS PIRATES PRESS OR WHATEVER CLOWN CRAP!! NOT FOR AUDIOPHILE DWEEBS!!! THIS IS FOR ANTICHRISTIANPHILE MANIACS ONLY!!!!!! WE DON'T HURT (INNOCENT) ANIMALS SO THIS LEATHER WAS MADE FROM DEAD EVANGELICALS!!!!
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POINTLESS TASTELESS
BULLSHIT WORSHIP
FOOLISH GARBAGE
USELESS CHURCHES
CLAIMS OF ONE TRUE, LOVING GOD
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE, KILL THEM ALL
ENRAGED THAT SHEEP LIKE THIS EXIST
ALL OF THEM WILL NOT BE MISSED
CHRISTIANS TORN FROM THEIR CROSS
THEIR LIVES ALL LOST
THIS IS OUR TASK
EXTERMINATE
CHRISTIANS RIPPED FROM THEIR CHURCH
AND CUT - DISCHARGE
THEIR GUTS AND GORE
THE BLOODY WORK
CHRISTIANS TORN FROM THEIR CROSS
THEIR LIVES ALL LOST
THIS IS OUR TASK
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
THIS IS OUR BLOODY WORK
EXECUTING THE MASSES
TOTAL SCORN FOR THEIR KIND
WITH A BOOK THAT IS USELESS
KILL THEM ALL
THIS IS OUR BLOODY WORK
THIS IS OUR BLOODY WORK
THIS IS OUR BLOODY WORK
THIS IS OUR BLOODY WORK
THIS IS THE BLOODY WORK
PASTURES OF PISS
VACANT SOUR MUTTON
IGNORANTLY RESISTS
THERE’S NO LAKE OF FIRE
TO GUIDE THEM FROM THE DARK
JUST THE CROOKS OF LIARS
SHEEP TO SLAUGHTER
UNWORTHY TO GRAZE
A PITIFUL SHERPARD
FATTENED UP IN NEEDLESS WASTE
HERD OF BLEATING MORONS UNSHORN PARASITES
FLOCKSLAUGHTER
BARK OF THE HUNGRY HERDING HOUNDS
FLOCKSLAUGHTER
MECHANICAL POUNDING
INTO GNASHING BLADES
COMMENCE WITH THE SHREDDING
AND PULVERIZE THE SAVED
FLOCKSLAUGHTER
FLOCKSLAUGHTER
FLOCKSLAUGHTER
FLOCKSLAUGHTER
PASTURES OF PISS
VACANT SOUR MUTTON
IGNORANTLY RESISTS
THERE’S NO LAKE OF FIRE
TO GUIDE THEM FROM THE DARK
JUST THE CROOKS OF LIARS
THIEVES OF THE FUCKING CLOTH
BRING FORTH THEIR IDOL WE MOCK
AND BEGIN TO SHAKE IT AND DISTORT IT
THE FOOLS’ CROSS DESERVES TO SUBMERGE
IN THE FLUIDS OF OUR INSULTS
RUSH
EXCITED OUR HEARTS RACE
HUMILIATIONS UPON THEIR FACE
I FEEL IT - LEAVING ME
WITH A SMIRK FROM MY
DRY AND GRINDING MOUTH
COME COMPLETE SPITEFUL RELEASE
THICK WITH SPIT THAT EXITS ME
I LET IT - ESCAPE ME
EXHAUSTED
TRIUMPHANT SMILE FROM MY
DRY AND GRINDING MOUTH
INTENTION TO INSULT
INTENDING OFFENSE
MAKE NO MISTAKE
AS I LICK MY SHRIVELLING LIPS
I DESICCATE MYSELF IN DISGUST OF YOU
EXTINGUISHED WITH HATE FROM MY CRUMBLING JAW
I’LL NEVER BE WITHOUT MORE HARM TO INFLICT
OPENING WIDE MY DRY AND GRINDING MOUTH
about
IMPEDE THE CHURCH. SPURN THE HYPOCRITE. REPULSE THE LIAR.
SPIT ON THE CROSS!!!
Churchdissolving saliva despicably dribbles down, inch after insulting inch, into the gaping mouths of the foolish.
SPIT THE CROSS!!
We swear our hate-festering fluids in obscene splashes of ruthless repayment. Splashing wildly across every cross in every church… in every home… around every neck!!!
Fucking christians:
Our phlegm is your failure!!
AND IT'S GOING TO BE WET!!!
So just die already!!
---- HERE'S A FUCKING INTERVIEW FROM A METAL MAG ----
Reporter: No way this is anyone’s first band, but it bursts with that kind of youthful first-band energy. What inspired Crossspitter’s creation?
Norman: OUR EXTREME DISGUST FOR THE MORONIC AND PERPETUAL CHRISTIAN AGITATION OF HUMANITY! THESE WASTED BAGS OF GAS ARE POINTLESS AND UGLY PARASITES. THEY WISH TO CONVERT AND CONTROL, WE LIVE TO OPPOSE AND OVERTHROW!!!
Donna Violence: Do you sense the building hate? Hate that has been twisting you from the inside? With no hope for satisfaction, no hope for peace? Darling, it’s time to unleash spit and violence towards the colonizer church until you are nothing but an empty shrivelled husk.
Ricky Spitter: One reason: to show off who is fucking boss regarding antichristian godhating death metal.
Reporter: And what made you want to play blasphemous death metal?
Norman: WE HAD NO CHOICE. CROSSSPITTER’S FORMATION WAS MANDATED FROM WITHIN OURSELVES. WE ARE DRAWN TO EACH OTHER AND WE ARE REPULSED BY THE CROSS!!!
Donna Violence: Doth not the wolf drool upon the church gates with her ravenous pack abound?
Ricky Spitter: We tried to be this hateful before but it didn’t work.
Reporter: Also where is Crossspitter from? Couldn’t seem to find a location anywhere in your bio.
Norman: YOU WERE LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE ALL ALONG. CROSSSPITTER IS FROM INSIDE YOU. CROSSSPITTER IS EVERY NASTY JAB AND ALL THE RIDICULE THAT MAY COME TO MIND WHENEVER YOU ARE FORCED TO ENDURE ANY OF CHRISTIANITY’S FOOLISHNESS.
Donna Violence: Worry not; we will surely be in your backyard performing unspeakable acts. We will be in your very home spitting upon every cross … and you are free to join us
Ricky Spitter: Yea, we’re from the US. You don’t wanna fuck with us!!
Reporter: So what do you yourselves call your brand of heavy-hitting, deep-roaring death metal?
Ricky Spitter: I don’t know but I hope it makes you comfortable being a really disgusting person.
Donna Violence: Truly it is just noise and clamour. Effortless. Performed for personal amusement, regardless of the meaningless cacophony it creates.
Norman: WE OFFER INSULTORY METAL FROM THE HUMILIATING REALITY OF EARTH!!! SO DON’T TRY AND STOP US!! YOU CAN’T!!
Reporter: What about this obsession with bodily fluids? How does the name Crossspitter capture your sound?
Donna Violence: Would you have preferred we called this CROSSSPISSER? Yes, I reckon a depraved pervert like you would. This filth is for your ilk.
Norman: OUR LIPS SHRIVEL BY THE AMOUNT OF SPITTING WE RAIN UPON THEIR PITIFUL ICONOGRAPHY ANNUALLY!! BODILY FLUIDS ARE THE ONLY REAL SUBSTANCE THE CHRISTIANS PRODUCE—JUST PISS AND SHIT FROM THESE DICKHEADS AND ASSHOLES!!
Ricky Spitter: You’re gonna need a big fuckin towel to mop this shit up, freaks. Yeah, go get the towel!!!
Reporter: Short, brutal and utterly sadistic, but there’s no denying this demo sounds fantastic. What can you tell me about the recording process for this demo? Where, when and with whom?
Norman: WE ORDERED WHOLESALE BULK MEDICAL AMPHETAMINE SALTS FROM ABROAD, AND UTILIZED THEM TO WITHSTAND AND SCRUTINIZE 6000+ HOURS OF EVANGELICAL CHURCH TELEVISION, 10000+ PAGES OF VATICAN RECORDS ON CRUSADES AND SEX ABUSE COVER-UPS, AND LISTENED TO 3500+ HOURS OF ALTERNATIVE CHRISTIAN RADIO. AFTER THE MONTH OF VOMITING WHICH THAT INDUCED, WE SENT OUR COLLECTIVE PUKE OFF TO GET MASTERED.
Ricky Spitter: Everything was out of tune and the guitar was all hollowed out too. The drums were all fucked up and some of them were haunted. NO producers, NO studios, just the fuckin basement!!!!
Donna Violence: It’s 2020. We still somehow have remaining Christians past due for extermination. They are growing bold in the face of their final end. Who in their right mind is actually worried about where some shit demo was recorded? Just make sure you’ve stockpiled enough ammo, love.
Reporter: What can you tell us about your pseudonyms?
Ricky Spitter: It’s actually Dick Spitter, but I got tired of putting smart asses in their place.
Norman: I AM NORMAN. I AM THE NORMAL MAN. I AM. IT’S NOT NORMAL TO KNEEL BEFORE THE IDOL EACH SUNDAY MORNING ONLY TO LEAVE AND BREAK THE SELF IMPOSED RULES YOU’VE PLACED ON YOURSELF WHILE CONSTANTLY ATTEMPTING TO SHACKLE EVERYONE AROUND WITH YOUR SHORT-SIGHTED HYPOCRISIES!!! FOAD!!!
Donna Violence: Donna Violence has a motto: “Life is meaningless, do whatever you want, stay slutty, keep it ugly.”
Reporter: What has Crossspitter been up to since finishing the demo? What’s next for the band?
Donna Violence: We have full albums that creeps, cons and priests have all attempted to take away from us. They will have to pry them from our cold, wet mouths!!! We will thicken each song’s hate like the phlegm that drips from your rosary. We are unexpected, inevitable and fully deserved.
Norman: THERE ARE SO MANY MORE CHRISTIAN IDIOTS TO PUT DOWN AND WE HAVE SO MANY MORE HURTFUL TAUNTS FOR THEM ALREADY PREPARED!!!!! THIS DEMO ALONE HAS PLACED US ON SEVERAL WATCH LISTS SO WE MUST RELEASE EACH INCIVILITY IN SHORT PANDEMONIUMIACAL BURSTS UTILIZING THE ELEMENT OF CROSSSLAUGHTERING SURPRISE!! YOU MAY WANT TO COVER YOUR EARS FOR OUR NEXT AFFRONT—IT WILL BE MAXIMALLY OFFENSIVE, LEWDLY WET, AND CERTAINLY AT THE EXPENSE OF THE CHRISTIAN GOONS!!!
Ricky Spitter: UGH! I just hate the fucking church SO MUCH!!!!! That’s enough! This interview is OVER!!!
--- originally published 10.23.20 by decibel (dutch pearce) ---
credits
released December 4, 2020
CROSSSPITTER:
Norman - Ammonium Nitrate Megabass, Crosssplintering Conversations
Donna Violence - Void-guitar, Cruelty, Emulsified Taunts
supported by 73 fans who also own “Dry & Grinding Mouth”
never been a big death metal fan but this is actually super accessible for the genre, has fun concepts, and personally i'm always a fan of albums with short tracklists and huge runtimes (for individual songs) Great time, good jumping on point for newbies too. alienasu
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An outstanding Extreme doom death album, in the best tradition. The funerary atmosphere reminds of Evoken ('Centuries of ooze" bears striking similarities, for my delight). It is overall sharp, dark, hypnotic and unrelenting. One of those rare convincing new bands that hold proud the legacy of the biggest names. Bertrand Marchal